Tuesday, July 5

Demi Grew Some Ds!


There's a movie where a wealthy man offers a million dollars to sleep with Demi Moore, and it doesn't seem like an unreasonable thing to do. Such is the mania inducing sexiness of this true legend of movie nakedness. Born in Roswell, New Mexico this other wordly hot woman briefly worked as a songwriter before beginning her movie career. Early on, Demi was quick to show off her All American atom bombs to Michael Caine in Blame it on Rio (1984). Her career came off as fast as her top did in that movie the next year, however, when a role in St. Elmo's Fire (1985) led to her being anointed one of the "brat pack." Fun, breezy nudity quickly became carnal carnivals in About Last Night (1986) as she straddles a guy in a bathtub and collapses in his arms after an orgasm. In Ghost (1990), we watch Demi and Patrick Swayze make clay pottery in one of the most famous scenes in movie history. In a reversal of the pottery making process, that scene had us going from rock hard to making a mess all over ourselves. Indecent Proposal (1993), gave us another view of her seven figure sexiness, giving us all a woody while she slept with Woody Harrelson. In The Scarlet Letter (1995), she makes every puritan think impure thoughts, slowly feeling her peach colored "A"ss and showing some scarlet, rock hard nipple while rubbing her naked body. While critics hated her next film, awarding it the Golden Raspberry for "Worst Picture", we give Striptease (1996) two thumbs and one very well lubricated hand up. Showing unprecedented amounts of nudity from a major star, Demi is far from a tease as she seduces a chair, does the splits in a G-string, and takes off her bikini top while dancing to "Cold" by Annie Lennox. Demi also spent her prime movie-star years famously stripping twice for the cover of Vanity Fair. She kept her clothes on for her comeback in Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle (2003), but her lascivious licking of Cameron Diaz proves that Demi's as shameless as ever and that we are more than happy to throttle it to a fully clothed Demi. While she isn't showing the same amount of skin she used to, Demi has been working steadily in Hollywood and making sure we know although she's old enough to be a grandma, she can still get us harder than granite. In Rough Night (2017), Zoe Kravitz can't get away (not that she'd want to) from the sensual same sex kiss of Demi, before Zoe joins her and her husband in a menage-a-trois. That scene ends with Demi going down on Zoe and making her squeal in drug free ecstasy. Most recently, she strips to a black bra in Blind (2019), showing off some MILFY secretary glasses and classy cleavage, in case you can still see after jerking it to Demi for decades. Yes, even though this goddess of cinematic sin has given us over thirty years of spank bank capital, when it comes to Demi we need Moore!

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